Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there was a broke man and his chick and they had 2 kids. The step-mom was very rude to the kids and was annoying to the husband. They were starving and had no food. The rude step-mom pressured the husband to abandon the kids in the woods. The son had overheard and told his sister what the mom had said. He made her feel better by assuring her they'd make it back and he put bread crumbs in his pocket. When the dad took the kids for a walk, the boy was dropping the bread crumbs and leaving a trail. When the dad had abandoned his kids, they began to look for the crumbs. To their surprise and horror the bread crumbs were gone. "I'm scared!" cried the girl. Her brother tried to assure her that he was there to look after her and protect her. When the morning came, they began to wander around aimlessly, searching for a path. They thought they were very lost, until they saw a weird little crib. When they walked up to the crib the boy broke off a piece of the wall and discovered it was not a normal wall. "This is chocolate!" he exclaimed. His sister broke a piece of the house off and shouted "This is icing!" The 2 of them began to pig out and shove their faces with house. "Well well well don't you 2 have a sweet tooth?" said an old woman wobbling out of the house with a creeper look on her face. "Come in, don't be shy." she went on creepily. However, the old lady was actually a witch and her house was a trap. They had stumbled upon a trap. When she had trapped them in the house, she threw the boy into a cage. "You're too scrawny, I'll make you into a fatty and eat you!" she laughed. "You can clean, then I'll eat you too!" she told the girl. The boy however had a high metabolism and didn't get any fatter. "You're still too skinny! When will you get fat?" she said in frusturastion. However, she was too antsy and didn't care. "Light the oven!" she yelled at the girl. A little while later the witch was once again screaming at the girl. "Check if the oven is hot enough!" she yelled, but the witch didn't know that the girl wasn't as stupid as she looked. "I don't know if it's hot enough." she told the witch. The witch sighed in frusturation and shoved the girl out of the way. When the witch bent over to check, the girl pushed her in all the way and slammed the door. In minutes the witch was burnt to ashes. The girl ran over to the cage and set her brother free. More happy than pigs in mud, they took all the candy they possibly could and filled several baskets with as much as they would hold and set off to find a new home. While wandering around, they found their father. When he saw his kids, he beamed with excitement and rushed to them. "Your step-mom is dead! We're free!" he cried out in joy. The 3 of them cheered in happiness and lived happily ever after in the sugar crib.